the saga continues..

claire: weren't you supposed to have gotten married by now?

audrey: weren't you supposed to have died by now?

claire: do you want to get rid of me that bad, claire?

audrey: and that's the second time you made that mistake and called me claire! must i remind you that YOU'RE claire, and i'm audrey your twin!

claire: ok how many times must i remind you that this is not a normal soap opera. besides, i'm get a little confused due to a lack of oxygen into my brain.

audrey: you're saying you're still sick and dying?

claire: i just had a little longer time to live, that's all. besides, and i did want to see my twin marry the Shadowtrader.

audrey: well as you see i'm dressed for the wedding today. but i have reason to believe he's not coming.

claire: and why is that?

audrey: i think he grew impatient with my lack of knowledge of the stock market. and he's been distracted, always texting.. i don't know who.

claire: oh really? -cell phone chimes-

audrey: but enough about me, so tell me, your illness is still taking over your body and you're ready to kick the bucket at any time?

claire: -sob- well it's a sensitive subject, and i really not like to discuss about it right now.

audrey: and why is that claire? because you're afraid i'll find out the truth?

claire: what are you squawking about, audrey?

audrey: i know that you're not really dying, claire.

claire: all of us are dying slowly each day..

audrey: i thought i'll help you along then, towards your goal. -takes out water gun from bag and points it at claire-

claire: oh audrey.. -takes out another water gun from bag and points it at audrey- give me some time to defend myself!

-MUSIC-

audrey: don't think that you can get away with killing me.

claire: don't think that you can pull your deadly gun on me.

audrey: i dare you to!

claire: i dare you to!

-SUDDEN FIRING NOISE, PAINED EXPRESSION ON BOTH FACES-

the end of audrey and claire?



... lol.