finally, the postings, i have like 5 other entries already written, will post them up soon, meanwhile, read this:
i have this dear friend in my class called Joel Tan.
oh oh,no. please don't be mistaken. this is not another post intended to flame him.instead, this post is to promote him and his non existent good attributes. haha.
i've known joel for about 2 and a half years now. well, if you'd want me to describe him. i would say.. he's quite puny looking although he's around 160cm tall, has big eyes, wears specs and has
pink braces. so he practically looks like a kid.
joel has some strange habits, though. he likes to litter around the classroom, then pick them all up when i start complaining that my area is too dirty (i sit beside him, you see) . and no no, it doesn't end here. to my horror, he throws them out of the window. yes, the window, when our classroom is about 5 storeys from ground. till this date he has thrown numerous objects, hazardous and non-hazardous, off the floor just like that. hmm, let me list some, things like crushed up foolscap paper, correction tapes ( that has been brutally mistreated, with the leftover tapes all pulled out and dangling all over the place), plastic bags (hazardous) , and even
gummy candies.
once he told me to hold on to a thin plastic tape, while i was doing some mathematics homework. i didn't give much thought and just held on to it with my left hand. i continued to do my work. later did i know that it was connected to the correction tape cover he already threw out of the classroom window. so the correction tape cover was dangling in mid air outside the secondary 1 classroom windows. and I was the one holding onto it. in the moment of panic, i let go.
gosh, i can't imagine if someone saw that happening
sigh, things that
kids do nowadays, terrible. just last week he tried to assault our dear physics teacher with a paper ball. when being interrogated by her, he insisted that he was aiming for this guy called shaun raphael in front of us. (i'll tell you more about him later). and so joel, in his miserable failed attempt to kill our teacher with a paper ball, stays silent throughout the entire physics period.
Illustration:
and joel likes to bully this ncc land guy called shaun raphael (earlier mentioned in the post, who narrowly "dodged" the weapon of destruction) . and shaun always give in to his bullies. "don't bully small kids" was what i always said to shaun.
but it's friends like that who cheer you up, who provide the laughter when you need them, unintentionally, of course.
hurray, my jester of the year shall be joel.
left himself a note;
7:13 PM
